There is nothing in all of South Park, not the Brown Note, not seeing Wilsiak beached on the moon, not seeing Cartman leading Christians towards a synagogue in Hitler costume while they chant Nazi slogans or Kyle's parents discovering the word "NOEL' written in feces on their bathroom wall, that caused me to laugh quite as hard as hearing the Japanese Prime Minister's explanation for why all dolphins and whales must be killed.

That is all.