If the reason you haven't voted is because you're worried about getting accosted by local fanatics at the gate, there's a simple solution. Every polling place is required by law to have an entrance near the back for the disabled and elderly. If you think getting chatted up by the uncle of some local guy you've never heard of is really that bad, you can enter through the handicapped entrance and nobody will know the difference. This way you can both do your part to uphold democracy, and still get a great rush out of cheating the system.
Your friendly neighborhood good citizen,
Evan
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