(My brother walks into Sport Clips, the Hooters of barbershops, a minute or two after my father did the same.)
Girl at the desk: Is this your first time?
Jordan: Yes.
Girl: Good because we have a special deal for first-time customers.
Jordan: Great!
Girl: So what's your name?
Jordan: Jordan Tucker.
Girl: Oh! So you must be related to Julio!
Jordan: Julio?
Girl (points to my dad): Is he your grandfather?
Jordan: No. Just a very cheap man.
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