Quote of the Day:

(at the gym...Dad goes up to a pretty and obviously ultra-orthodox Jewish girl)

Dad: Are you Shomrei-Mitzvot (meaning: Do you observe the commandments of the torah?)

Girl: Why yes. (obviously impressed) Are you?

Dad: I only follow one mitzvah (commandment) of the Torah. Peru oo'revu (Be Fruitful and Multiply).

.....that's my Dad.....