Monday, January 24, 2011

(At Sabbatino's in Little Italy for Restaurant Week with family, my Bubbie, as usual, fakes her 90th birthday. Waitress comes out with a piece of cheesecake and a lit candle.)

Waitress: Make a wish.

(Bubbie closes her eyes for three seconds and blows out the candle)

Jordan (pensively looks at Dad and says): But you're still here!

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